I don't mean to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

Via BookSlut, this collection of really bad fantasy/sf/horror sentences had some great ones, like the title of this post, some I didn't think were bad enough to remember, and some that actually seemed ok. But then I have a thing for ridiculous metaphors and similes, such as "The wagon lurched forward like an armadillo trying to mate with a very fast duck."