I don't mean to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

Locked Room Mystery (6410 words) by rivkat
Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Smallville
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Clark Kent, Lex Luthor
Additional Tags: Futurefic, President Lex, Eight crazy nights
Summary:

for daria234: Smallville futurefic where President Luthor, due to threat of natural disaster, is stuck for hours with that annoyingly ethical reporter Clark Kent. Since Lex is smart and Clark is a crap liar, once they're alone in a room together, Lex figures out that Clark must know something about him pre-memory-loss. Basically, Lex is brilliant and there's loads of UST (or ST that gets resolved ;) but also suspicion or antagonism.

Chapter notes: Um, ok. I think this might be my love letter to Smallville, not my first and not my last fandom and in many ways better for those things. Sorry it was so delayed, but sometimes you can't tell the story until it's ready for you.

You can read it on the AO3 here.

Lost in Translation
Smallville, Clark/Lex
Content warnings: some foul language.
AU: Your soulmate’s name is written on your arm. Reading it is one thing. Understanding it is another.
Note: so, apparently we have a new trope where your soulmate’s name is written on your skin? I like it. My version owes a lot to the Machine of Death, though. Thanks to lastscorpion and evalangui for beta.


( Is that a mark on your arm or are you just happy to see me? )

So it seems I'm writing a SV story in which your soulmate's name is written on your skin. Clark/Lex of course. Any suggestions for what should be in it? I have a few ideas, but I seek further inspiration.

( Generation Kill )

( Samantha Power on genocide )

( Fangasm: Supernatural Fangirls )

For serrico: Jan 7: What are some of your all-time classic/favourite fics, and why do they hold a special place in your heart/bookmarks? Any fandom.

( I love dramatic angst! )

So, I got mansplained to yesterday about how there’s no sexism in the rap music business because Salt ‘N Pepa. OK, white guy! Also the videographer told me that he liked me because I was feisty. All in all a somewhat strange day.

I am still poking away at Eight Crazy Nights, I swear!

giandujakiss : Anything Abbie & Ichabod, snarking at each other over Ichabod's adjustments to the modern world, would make me so happy!


( shot heard round the world )


wendelah1: in honor of the twentieth anniversary of The X-Files, how about a holiday ficlet?

( a kiss under the mistletoe ... or was that toe? )

For Anonymous: It occurs to me that Smallville's Clark got his superhearing very shortly after the events of "Asylum." What if that ability came just a bit sooner?


( can you hear me now? )


For ceares: It's sad that's I've burned out on TVD and have no idea what's going on but I'd still love some Bonnie/Matt/Jeremy if you're so inclined.

( NC-17, in which Matt shares the benefit of his experience )

END

Strip Minefield
SV AU; Clark/Lex. Background Chloe/Oliver. Teen and up. In which pretending to be your own stripper ex-boyfriend turns out to be more trouble than it’s worth. For the prompt from celli: “characters combining the legal field and the orgasm-creating field.” I take as a fundamental premise that, had Clark and Lex met later on in life, it might have gone better for them. Also if Clark had been a stripper.
NB: Do not base your ideas of the law on Smallville fan fiction. Thanks to geekturnedvamp and rheasilvia for beta.


( Take it all off )



Part 2

dodificus recorded a podfic of Rough Riders. My fannish cup runneth over!

Delightful new SV story from nicnac, All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten, which I am calling Clark/Lex though that is perhaps optimistic.

Oh, iTunes. Queued: The Magnetic Fields, I Wish I Had an Evil Twin; next up, Lauren Hoffman, My Evil Twin.

So, not only did I whiff on the eighth night, I miscounted! Somehow I convinced myself I had 8 more written than I did. So I decided to finish this one up and just start again next year. Happy holidays, in any event!

for josephina_x and anonymous: A sequel to Locked Room Mystery, in which President Luthor tries to figure out how he knows Clark.

( I'm not sure you know what being my friend would entail )

for wendelah1: Olivia & Astrid friendship fic. I loved the dynamic between them before Peter showed up in season four.

( BFFs )


... and for vivien: Lex Luthor in the Hamptons - Smallville/Revenge crossover

( level up )


... and for angryfurball: Damon/Elena; "Damon is either the best thing for her, or the worst." Note: um, this doesn’t have any Damon/Elena interaction? But it is all about that, so. Damon Salvatore & Bonnie Bennett, bestest enemies.

( divided vote )

for jakrar: Original ficlet: Smallville - Clex: Lex and Clark are exposed to something which not only induces amnesia but also body-switches them. Lionel takes ‘Lex’ back to the mansion to see how he can best use his son’s current vulnerability to his own advantage, while the Kents take ‘Clark’ back to the farm and tell him to stay home and away from outsiders until he’s himself again.


( The nightmares were the worst part )


... and for arysteia: I'm assuming Lex winning a hard-fought election on a left wing platform and proving billionaires don't have to be supervillains is too on the nose? ;-p (Note: There might be some supervillainy here, but it is well intentioned.)

( What's the Matter with Kansas? )