I don't mean to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

Mallory Ortberg, The Merry Spinster: Tales of Everyday Horror: ( Disturbingly good )
Stephen King, The Outsider: ( supernatural serial killer )
Jacqueline Lichtenberg et al., The Sime-Gen Minipack: ( aged badly )
Tansy Roberts, Musketeer Space: ( Musketeers ... in ... Spaaaace )
Jake Bible, Z-Burbia: ( zombies )
Becky Chambers, The Long Way to a Small, Angry Planet: ( ragtag band )

Connie Willis, I Met a Traveller in an Antique Land: ( novella )
John Scalzi, Head On: ( threep repeat )