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My swimming group of 12 to 18 years students is beginning. Suddenly [Teacher] shows up. Teacher: Hey, [My Name], I said my son could swim along with you, so here he is! Since I’m always about ‘the more the merrier’, I don’t mind and [Teacher] presents his son: a 17 year old boy in swimming […]
Read Some Customers Are Not Always Right, And Some Are Just Very WRONG
Me: "Good evening, ma'am, what can I—"
Customer: "WRONG!"
She held out a sheet of paper with scrawls of what I later figured out were a grocery list. Strike one.
Customer: "No talking! Get my groceries!"
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Read Someone Wants To Marry… That?
Bridezilla: "I am in need of a bridal veil as I am getting married here this week. Where can I find one?"
Mom: "There are two large shopping malls nearby, one just to the south of the hotel and one further away to the north."
Bridezilla: "Okay, go ahead and tell one of your maids to get one and deliver it to me."
Mom: "I'm sorry, the hotel does not provide that service, nor will they pay for your veil."
Read Be Careful How You Express Yourself At The Express Lane, Part 2
Me: "Hi there! Just so you know, this lane is for ten items or fewer. Register four is right there and has no line."
Customer: *Without looking up from her phone.* "I’m in a rush. It’s fine."
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Are there linguistics things in your life that you would like advice about? In honour of our 100th bonus episode of Lingthusiasm, and because our first advice episode was so popular, here’s another episode answering your advice questions, from the serious to the silly!
In this bonus episode, Lauren and Gretchen get enthusiastic about your linguistics questions! We give advice about fun linguistics experiments you can do with your friends, aging out of the coolest slang demographic (it will happen to us all eventually!), and several etiquette questions, including how much to accommodate other people’s accents, asking about other people’s linguistic backgrounds, and getting people to stop correcting your grammar by rechanneling them into linguistic curiosity. Plus, many questions on learning languages in various scenarios: when you have mixed feelings about how they’re doing gender, when you want to connect with a heritage language, when you’re seeking opportunities to practise but don’t wanna be weird about it, and when you’re trying to learn a less popular language for your area. And finally: a lightning round of more questions!
Listen to this episode about your linguistics questions, and get access to many more bonus episodes by supporting Lingthusiasm on Patreon.
Read Proof Of Their Stupidity In Writing
Client: "I want to cancel my service with you. Please confirm the cancellation is processed by letter."
I check the information and cancel the service. I send a letter to confirm it's been processed. Two weeks later, the letter gets returned by the postal service. This was written on it:
Client: "Delivery refused! No longer your client! Stop sending me mail!"