Sleep with Lex, get diamond earrings. I'm reminded of a comic strip I saw when Indecent Proposal came out: one woman says to another, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" and the other replies, "Sure, but you'll have to give me some time to raise the money."

Alternatively, it's like the lawyer joke: You can sleep with Lex, but the price is that he'll blow you off afterwards with a pair of diamond earrings. Ummm ... What's the catch?
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