Third "Bound" post: a personal best (or worst)

[rivkat]

Sleep with Lex, get diamond earrings. I'm reminded of a comic strip I saw when Indecent Proposal came out: one woman says to another, "Would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars?" and the other replies, "Sure, but you'll have to give me some time to raise the money."

Alternatively, it's like the lawyer joke: You can sleep with Lex, but the price is that he'll blow you off afterwards with a pair of diamond earrings. Ummm ... What's the catch?

Comments

[justabi.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I can see if my grandma still needs her diamond earings. I'm sure she'd give them to me if I told her it was so I could sleep with a boy instead of the horrible girl I married.