It's official: God hates shrimp. Because why stop at gay marriage? Thanks to Jack Balkin for the link.

I made $150 today at a creativity workshop, because I tested (according to the organizers) in the top 4% of the population based on a survey asking for non-food uses for blenders. Yep, blenders. America, what a country.

From: [identity profile] girlgone.livejournal.com


I loved the shrimp site...

What is a non-food use for a blender? I couldn't think of one... Actually, the only thing I use my blender for are fruity mixed drinks. Can you use them for food?

I would have been in the bottom 4% of that population.

From: [identity profile] rivkat.livejournal.com


I think I suggested mixing paint, using it as a fan, and using it as a doorstop.
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