A few random thoughts:

Hours slept in the past 3 days: 12
Props used in this morning’s copyright class: 4, if you don’t count the wall with the stain on it (apple, decorative wax apple, apple-shaped candle, and apple-shaped jar)
Props eaten in this morning’s copyright class: 1
This morning’s copyright class, disaster or rousing success? It was one or the other, but I couldn’t tell. I love this stuff so much, and I just hope the students feel some of the love.

Redundancies and language:

Buffy doesn’t love Spike “still”? Like the way I’m not still a Supreme Court Justice? Sure, fine, whatever. And: Gaying up by fantasizing about Captain Archer? You’re kidding, right? Kirk, Picard, Sisko, as well as noncaptains Spock, Chakotay, Tuvok, Sulu, Chekov, and even Data I’ll give you, but Archer’s got more crags than the Rocky Mountains.

O Luthors, I swoon for you. Though I wish Lex would use proper grammar/wording. Left over from “Rush,” I object to the use of “very unique” and “completely unique.” It’s a binary condition, Lex. Now, I can actually see an argument to the contrary: we can suppose that each snowflake, and each fingerprint, is unique, but they’re only trivially so. Unique, but still like a lot of other things. The kryptoworms, on the other hand, aren’t like anything on Earth (except for Clark. And maybe Kyla and all her relatives. But Lex doesn’t know that, so forget them). In that sense, kryptoworms are “very unique.” Still, it makes me queasy. I’d prefer “completely unlike any other life form on Earth.”

Also? Everyone --> his or her. Anyone --> his or her. People --> their. Not everyone/anyone --> their. Everybody does, or everybody doesn’t, but everybody doesn’t do; he does and she does, but they do.

Descriptively, I’m losing this battle. God knows my students think it’s acceptable to use “their” in papers, for “everyone” or for “the FCC,” the latter of which might be ok in England but just isn’t in America. But I refuse to believe that English public school-educated Lex wouldn’t use prescriptive language, unless it would make him sound incredibly weird, which pluralizing wouldn’t. My wonderful linguistics professor pointed out that everyone --> his, the formerly acceptable usage, is just as wrong (off by one aspect, to wit gender) as everyone --> their (off by one aspect, number), but there are easy nonsexist workarounds. Drifting further off topic, I did once have the opportunity, when dining with a group of friends, to say correctly “Someone left her coat,” which was fun.

Sure, I’m a fine one to complain when my “Also?” just textualized a speaking habit that really annoys many people, the practice of making a declarative statement into a question by using rising intonation. That wouldn’t be such a bad thing if the rising intonation always signaled a question, but it doesn’t. Unless we call all such utterances rhetorical questions, in which case? The category loses its meaning. Anyhow, TPTB don’t seem to let actors use that rising intonation generally, even on shows such as Buffy & Smallville where it would be age-appropriate, but they allow every other godawful linguistic habit, with the possible exception of telling KK to give up hiding her Canadian accent and move her upper lip.

Travel, arrival:

I’ll be leaving Friday morning for the Harvard High School Speech & Debate Tournament, which I have attended as competitor and then staff for more than half of my life. Scary, but I love the tournament. I don’t love the hellish process of dealing with a thousand kids and their parents and teachers and bus drivers, together and seriatim, but I love being helpful to my old debate team, and I love the sense of accomplishment when we manage to make this sprawling, rickety apparatus run, even when it’s snowing and no one can find Van Serg. Van Serg’s one of the about 25 buildings we use – it’s a frelling large tournament – and it’s at the end of Divinity Ave., cutting kitty-corner across a quad (if you see the Fed Ex box, that’s the entrance to the quad), through a parking lot, and up a ramp. Easy, really, and no more than a 20-minute walk in good weather. At least I think so. I’m not sure Cambridge in February has ever had good weather. I had a section in Van Serg lo these many years ago, and by the end of the semester I could actually find it, so I have no idea what the problem is for all these high school kids.

Anyhow, I run the speech ballots. Speech is so odd. They have Extemp, which is extemporaneous speaking on topics drawn from a fishbowl (or some other container), and OO (original oratory), HI and DI (humorous & dramatic interpretation), and Duo (two kids interpreting, but apparently they’re not allowed to look at one another). Everything but Extemp is supposed to be memorized; looking at scripts is, as I understand it, a big no-no. The judges always assume I know something about speech just because I’m running the ballot desk and I can say confidently “we follow the NFL [National Forensic League] rules, to be enforced by the judge.” I just nod at their tales of woe and assure them that the judges are instructed to enforce the rules, as they interpret them.

Also, every year, at least one judge or parent (or bus driver) asks me what I’m going to do when I graduate. Since no one at my own law school quite believes I’m a professor, it won’t surprise me if this continues to happen.

So that’s what’s going on with me. I’m looking forward to the friends skip=600 by the time I get back.

From: [identity profile] eliade.livejournal.com


Descriptively, I’m losing this battle. God knows my students think it’s acceptable to use “their” in papers...

Well, it's acceptable usage by the current Chicago Manual of Style to use "their" to refer back to a singular pronoun, and I think they based this in part on The Handbook of Non-Sexist Writing, which is admirable. It still gives me a twinge, but I can't think of anything better for common, unforced usage.

From: [identity profile] rivkat.livejournal.com


Sure, and I don't have a problem with other people using "their" in conversation, because "him" isn't right. I understand that I'm already on the losing side, and that this isn't really even as bad as disinterested/uninterested becoming synonyms, but I'm a stick in the mud. I just think, can't you pluralize and solve the problem? I know, though, that I'm in the whiny, sore-loser minority.

From: [identity profile] eliade.livejournal.com


Forgot to say--love your icon, by the way. {g} How did you know I've been having naughty Riley thoughts for the last 24 hours? Okay, perhaps just an odd coincidence....

From: [identity profile] lilydale.livejournal.com


Ooo! The Harvard Tournament! Do you know if they still need judges for anything, particular extemp or CX? I haven't judged in probably five years or so, but heavens knows I've attended enough of those things as a competitor and as a judge that I don't think I'd have much trouble jumping back in. I sure do miss those crazy speech tournaments.

From: [identity profile] lilydale.livejournal.com


I would have a typo in a comment to an entry that talks about errors in writing. ::sigh:: That should be "heaven knows." I do have a grasp of the English language, just maybe not when I'm as sleepy as I am right now.

From: [identity profile] rivkat.livejournal.com


Yes, yes, yes and yes. Did I mention, yes? The tournament starts Saturday morning -- information here (http://www.harvard-debate.org/tournament/default.htm). If you possibly can, stop by Friday at the Cambridge Rindge & Latin HS Media Cafeteria after 4 pm & tell them Rebecca sent you, so we can schedule you. (Addresses/directions at the website.) That way is the best and most predictable. But you can also show up & we'll probably need judges at any given time.

From: [identity profile] pinkfinity.livejournal.com


Have any of the students tried to use netspeak in their papers yet? Let me know if they do, so my husband can wibble about the state of the current crop at his law school alma mater.


heidi, who was mistaken for a law student in court on Tuesday

From: [identity profile] vivwiley.livejournal.com

student papers...


My best friend is a sociology and criminology professor at Fordam, some of the great linguistic goofs or just oddities include:

"....all prisoners deserve individual sweets." (Hmmm...mints on the pillow before lights out? Those homonyms can be so tricky...)

"...some might argue that genocide is trivial." (really? Who?)

and our favorite:

"Jesus Christ is my dependent variable."

Good luck fighting the good fight on proper language use.
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