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Stories I’m not writing (that aren’t even half as scary as the summaries collected by ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
svmadelyn here):
1. The Asimovesque shaggy-dog story (think “The Foys of Sortibrackenstrete,” if I spelled that right) about attempted hybridization of alien and earth animals with the punchline, “She’s all cat and no Hattle.”
2. The smokin’ hot Weir/Lorne story set after “Let That Be Your Last Goodbye” (oh come on, you were all thinking it!) where Lorne comes to Weir and is all, So, that alien woman person had all your knowledge and her own mad warrior skills, hunh? That was really impressive how she managed to take out me and my men using an unfamiliar body. And Weir’s like, Actually, that was me too. After my life was threatened for the third time, I started taking martial arts lessons from anyone who’d teach me. Right now I have a regular session with Caldwell. Lorne (SEES RED): ... I could teach you too. Naturally, there is sexual tension and ultimately some sweaty gym-room action – oh, and together they save Atlantis from yet another set of dangerous but ultimately stupid bad guys whose arrival interrupts the flirtation that’s about to lead them to have sex the first time -- but Lorne calls her ma’am the whole time. After sex, Weir suggests that he could stop, but he tells her that’s part of the attraction.
3. The sequel to the second of my “Five Things” SV story, in which Clark is instead Mary, the last daughter of Krypton, and Lex is so angry at Mary’s lies that they have vicious (and extended!) sex that still TOUCHES LEX’S SOUL. And because it’s okay for a 22-year-old man to fuck a 16-year-old girl but not a 16-year-old boy, social conventions don’t keep them apart and they live happily ever after. Thus did homophobia make Lex evil.
4. The sequel to Iolokus that’s a redo of Face/Off with Mulder and Krycek. It’s fifteen years later, Miranda is rebellious jailbait, as is Bram (the boy twin), Scully is (still) resentful, and Mulder does an extra-sekrit ditch – now with facelift! Krycek takes Mulder’s face in return, gives Scully the ride of her life, and starts seducing the kids. (I am not making this up.mustangsally78 and I spent hours plotting this. I own a copy of Face/Off for research purposes. In our defense, I don’t think the final shootout was going to feature doves. Stabbing, but not doves. If you ever wondered how seriously we took the whole thing by the time we got to Syadiloh and that name didn't satisfy your curiousity, this should.)
svmadelyn here):1. The Asimovesque shaggy-dog story (think “The Foys of Sortibrackenstrete,” if I spelled that right) about attempted hybridization of alien and earth animals with the punchline, “She’s all cat and no Hattle.”
2. The smokin’ hot Weir/Lorne story set after “Let That Be Your Last Goodbye” (oh come on, you were all thinking it!) where Lorne comes to Weir and is all, So, that alien woman person had all your knowledge and her own mad warrior skills, hunh? That was really impressive how she managed to take out me and my men using an unfamiliar body. And Weir’s like, Actually, that was me too. After my life was threatened for the third time, I started taking martial arts lessons from anyone who’d teach me. Right now I have a regular session with Caldwell. Lorne (SEES RED): ... I could teach you too. Naturally, there is sexual tension and ultimately some sweaty gym-room action – oh, and together they save Atlantis from yet another set of dangerous but ultimately stupid bad guys whose arrival interrupts the flirtation that’s about to lead them to have sex the first time -- but Lorne calls her ma’am the whole time. After sex, Weir suggests that he could stop, but he tells her that’s part of the attraction.
3. The sequel to the second of my “Five Things” SV story, in which Clark is instead Mary, the last daughter of Krypton, and Lex is so angry at Mary’s lies that they have vicious (and extended!) sex that still TOUCHES LEX’S SOUL. And because it’s okay for a 22-year-old man to fuck a 16-year-old girl but not a 16-year-old boy, social conventions don’t keep them apart and they live happily ever after. Thus did homophobia make Lex evil.
4. The sequel to Iolokus that’s a redo of Face/Off with Mulder and Krycek. It’s fifteen years later, Miranda is rebellious jailbait, as is Bram (the boy twin), Scully is (still) resentful, and Mulder does an extra-sekrit ditch – now with facelift! Krycek takes Mulder’s face in return, gives Scully the ride of her life, and starts seducing the kids. (I am not making this up.
mustangsally78 and I spent hours plotting this. I own a copy of Face/Off for research purposes. In our defense, I don’t think the final shootout was going to feature doves. Stabbing, but not doves. If you ever wondered how seriously we took the whole thing by the time we got to Syadiloh and that name didn't satisfy your curiousity, this should.)
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