I don't mean to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?

New information: if you’ve had a cold for a week and then your gums start hurting, when you go to the urgent care clinic and list your symptoms they will be unimpressed until you get to “gums hurting,” at which point you will be diagnosed with sinusitis and dosed with antibiotics. Talk about how I f’n love science.
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