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AOL is refusing to send mail, so, just so you know: It's totally your fault that the latest story has turned into "5 *zillion* things that never happened to Lex Luthor," now that I'm rewriting the coma!Lex to cover much of the first two seasons and to be the centerpiece.
Spoilerific: At least I'm having fun with some of the revisionist history, like Greg Arkin coming after Clark when he's bonding with Lex:
Clark pushed Lex onto the floor of the garage, covering Lex with his body. Lex shuddered as the roof groaned like a dying whale and collapsed on them. There was shrieking, thudding, crashing and crumpling. Clark's body shook as something huge hit his back.
It was dark beneath the rubble, and it took Lex a few moments to realize that he was still breathing. Clark's weight on him was nothing like being crushed. The dust was heavy in his nose and mouth, an asthma attack for sure, pre-meteors and coma. He coughed and spat.
"Clark?"
"Lex?" Clark sounded as shocked as Lex felt.
"How come we're not dead?"
Clark paused for a while. "I'm gonna have to get back to you on that."
Spoilerific: At least I'm having fun with some of the revisionist history, like Greg Arkin coming after Clark when he's bonding with Lex:
Clark pushed Lex onto the floor of the garage, covering Lex with his body. Lex shuddered as the roof groaned like a dying whale and collapsed on them. There was shrieking, thudding, crashing and crumpling. Clark's body shook as something huge hit his back.
It was dark beneath the rubble, and it took Lex a few moments to realize that he was still breathing. Clark's weight on him was nothing like being crushed. The dust was heavy in his nose and mouth, an asthma attack for sure, pre-meteors and coma. He coughed and spat.
"Clark?"
"Lex?" Clark sounded as shocked as Lex felt.
"How come we're not dead?"
Clark paused for a while. "I'm gonna have to get back to you on that."
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