Sick sad world

[rivkat]

Loopy on meds and cycling between sweats and chills, so sad. But I have a report on The Sex Files: (1) sex between random people = not a turn-on for me; Mulder's hand hovering over the doorknob to Scully's room, wanting to see her but afraid to reach out = a turn-on; (2) bad actors desperately trying to remember the obviously-more-complex-than-they're-used-to dialogue sometimes, though only sometimes, come off with a pretty good Mulderish/Scullyish flat affect.  Other times it's just funny.  (3) When Mulder watched porn, as is his wont, they actually showed the porn, for an extended period.  (4) The final M/S scene was played differently than the other sex scenes, like they really loved each other but for some reason had to try all these different positions and have a money shot the first time. 

Anyway, I offer you the credits and first post-credit sequence, no sex at all, but the visuals and music are creditable versions of the real thing.  External shots of the FBI building!

Comments

[kass]

Oh, man, I'm so sorry you're sick! I hope you feel better soon.

[rivkat]

Thanks! I'm basically wobbling around uselessly, but not suffering too much.

[dodificus]

I ended up finding a torrent of this after the first time you mentioned it because OMG Mulder and Scully get together and we ACTUALLY GET TO SEE IT:O!

I actually ended up fastforwarding through most of the sex scenes but I found the Mulder/Scully stuff very endearing. It makes me wish somebody would do it right and film one of the classic fanfics out there:)