House Hunting

( Am I the only one who noticed )

Two-foot pile of books to review; Yuletide, Smallville, and possibly Firefly to write. Am I a bad person for thinking that River/Jayne would be hi-larious? Mal: So you've forgiven her for cutting on you. Jayne (shifty look): She's a reader. Knows what a man wants. River (volunteering): He's very robust. Mal: Why do you people insist on thinkin' I want to know this?