Funny and unfunny

How I love the Style Invitational. A recent contest was to update lines from literature with product placement. As is often the case, I found the first runner up much funnier than the winner: "And Abraham stretched forth his hand, and took the amazing Ginsu knife to slay his son, and the angel of the Lord called out, 'But wait, there's more!'"

Not done with the new Laurell Hamilton, Incubus Dreams (shut up, you know you want to), but I had to write now and say: ( minor spoilers; also the new Terry Pratchett )

Addendum to previous post

Note to Laurell Hamilton: ( Read more... )