I would like to see you or someone as talented as you (ha!) write this:
The title of the story would have "Bitch" in it, as a pun on "Witch." Like, "The Bell Bitch," or "The Blair Bitch Project." Only, you know, GOOD.
The story would use the characters in Supernatural.
Sam and Dean would be after a shapeshifting object of some sort. I mean, the object would cause shapeshifting. Dean is shapeshifted into a fifteen year old girl. At the end of the first chapter, or segment, the object is destroyed, so there is no hope of regaining it to undo the spell. Now the story would be about Sam and his little sister "Dee-Ann" or something, trying to find someone who can undo the spell.
Dean must deal with breasts, peeing sitting down, periods, weaker muscles, the constant disdain of people who address Sam and totally ignore him, or make patronizing remarks, etc.
Insights? Entirely left to your imagination. Sex? Maybe an attempted rape that Sam saves him from.
Discovering a power that in its own way is every bit as strong as Dean's smirky masculinity? Again, I leave it to you.
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Date: 2007-12-22 02:46 am (UTC)The title of the story would have "Bitch" in it, as a pun on "Witch." Like, "The Bell Bitch," or "The Blair Bitch Project." Only, you know, GOOD.
The story would use the characters in Supernatural.
Sam and Dean would be after a shapeshifting object of some sort. I mean, the object would cause shapeshifting. Dean is shapeshifted into a fifteen year old girl. At the end of the first chapter, or segment, the object is destroyed, so there is no hope of regaining it to undo the spell. Now the story would be about Sam and his little sister "Dee-Ann" or something, trying to find someone who can undo the spell.
Dean must deal with breasts, peeing sitting down, periods, weaker muscles, the constant disdain of people who address Sam and totally ignore him, or make patronizing remarks, etc.
Insights? Entirely left to your imagination. Sex? Maybe an attempted rape that Sam saves him from.
Discovering a power that in its own way is every bit as strong as Dean's smirky masculinity? Again, I leave it to you.
Just a thought. You DID ask.