I loved this, and I'm really looking forward to the rest of it. You do snarky Lex internal monologue better than anyone else. I particularly loved these lines:
Lex truly wondered why the right-wingers aghast at a half-glimpsed nipple put up with the barrage of images of a superhero who might as well be wearing only body paint. A picture of Superman could be used to label the muscles of the (in)human body. and
The liquid inside was so fluorescently blue that it wouldn't have looked out of place on a Miami Vice set. Lex wondered whether he ought to have put it in a nicer decanter. He liked the security of a metal screw-top, though. And the mad-scientist panache was undeniable.
Also, Clark hopped up on manufactured pheremones is pretty much the hottest thing ever. GUH.
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Date: 2007-08-20 06:15 am (UTC)Lex truly wondered why the right-wingers aghast at a half-glimpsed nipple put up with the barrage of images of a superhero who might as well be wearing only body paint. A picture of Superman could be used to label the muscles of the (in)human body.
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The liquid inside was so fluorescently blue that it wouldn't have looked out of place on a Miami Vice set. Lex wondered whether he ought to have put it in a nicer decanter. He liked the security of a metal screw-top, though. And the mad-scientist panache was undeniable.
Also, Clark hopped up on manufactured pheremones is pretty much the hottest thing ever. GUH.