Randomness

[rivkat]

If I had the time and the energy I would write a quiz on "What Completely Implausible HP Spoiler Are You?" My answer would be "The monkey lives!" Or possibly "Voldemort was his sled." "Harry Potter is people"? What would other good results be? (Please no actual spoilers.)

Comments

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

Ginny is a boy!

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Hee! Or there's the Sixth Sense route: Harry's been dead all along.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

Ron was really Harry's split personality, and they were the same person all along!

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

I love this one.

[likebunnies.livejournal.com]

Snape is Keyser Soze.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

I love this one too.

[shiba-inu.livejournal.com]

Hermione joins Ron in the shower and we learn that the last book was only a dream...

[brownbetty]

Fudge is his father!

[hisreasons.livejournal.com]

The entire book is just "All work and no play make J.K. a dull girl" typed over and over again.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[boniblithe.livejournal.com]

The whole series has been the ongoing hallucination of a boy in a mental institution.

Harry goes back in time and kills Tom Riddle in the womb, somehow negating his own entire existence.

The Sorting Hat is the evil mastermind behind everything! Dumbledore was just an animatronic puppet!

Harry dies after the Hogwarts Express Ferry hits an iceberg; years later, Ginny throws the final Horcrux in the ocean.

Voldemort wins and then discovers everyone is a replicant.

Snape = Satan!

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

I actually think there are very good fictional possibilities to "The Sorting Hat Is Evil"; I think violetisblue suggested that.

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Oooh, are there stories attached to that? Because I think that's very cool.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

It came up as a hypothetical, so there's no fic that I know of. It would be cool if somebody wrote some...

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

There is this:

http://saxandviolets.wordpress.com/2007/07/12/the-other-sorting-song/

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Creepy! Thanks for the link.

[harriet-spy.livejournal.com]

Dumbledore is the third man.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

"We'll always have Hogwarts."

"Dumbledore was DEAD ALL THE TIME!"

Fleur is really a guy.

[lomedet.livejournal.com]

Hogwarts burns down. Harry says defiantly, "As Merlin is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

Oh, and one more

[hisreasons.livejournal.com]

Hogwarts is actually moving away from the sun, not towards.

[amonitrate.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure you can get better than "Voldemort was his sled."

How about... a double of Voldemort shows up naked in Diagon Alley and claims to have been sent back in time to protect Harry.

[jonquil.livejournal.com]

Soylent Green is Muggles!

[tzikeh.livejournal.com]

One by one Harry's friends and family come to join him in the Great Hall and then you turn the page and it's all black.

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Slate actually did a written version of this. http://www.slate.com/id/2168397/nav/ais/

[meteordust.livejournal.com]

"You killed my father!"
"No, Harry..."

[shelbyg.livejournal.com]

Snape is Harry's father. Hermione is his sister. Voldermort wanted to replace Snape with Harry as his apprentice... and it all ends with Snape tossing Tom into a giant magical planet wrecking device.

Shelby

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

She's his sister ... and his daughter.