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[rivkat]

So, I appropriated Dr. Mary Ellen's Christmas party rant for the switch!fic, and would be happy to hear other suggestions. Anything Clark should do in Lex's body, or vice versa? (And no, they already did that. Something else. You kiss your mother with that mouth?)

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[rhiannonhero.livejournal.com]

Make them do it again. And again. And again. On the kitchen table, the bathroom floor, in the pool...

yeah.

And, yes, I kiss my mother with this mouth. Luckily, dirty thoughts don't leave stains.

[herewiss13.livejournal.com]

It occurs to be that the greatest difference between Lex and Clark (besides the whole millionaire/kryptonian thing) is hair. Clark has it, Lex doesn't. That's got to be an odd learning experience for each of them. Lex remembering to shampoo for the first time in a decade (and gosh, someone's bound to think that's a great cue for shower!smut or something, but I really didn't mean it like that.) and Clark...what? Gets the dome buffed? I've no idea what bald people do, but having an exposed scalp obviously requires its own regime of special treatments.

On a related note, Lex is going to _expect_ sunburn, while Clark is going to be completely unprepared for it (can't recall the season of the fic, now...but any sun and a bald head probably requires some vigilance). A sunburned head would be _no_ fun, and probably rather amusing too.

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Good idea! I'll let it percolate and, with luck, it'll work in while I'm on the train tomorrow.

[pearl-o.livejournal.com]

You know, one of the things I'd really like to see is the Kents. Lex-in-Clark bonding with 'his' mom and dad; it's not like it's something he'd done before. Clark-in-Lex, interacting with them, sort of hurt that they don't know *anyway*, feeling far off and separate from them.

And then there's Clark-in-Lex and Lionel interaction, but I think that might be too creepy for the funny story.

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Good points. I'm having trouble imagining Lex bonding with Martha more than Jonathan, because I think Lex would feel it was cheating. Probably he'd do it anyway, though. As for the creepiness, well, I may be incapable of writing pure humor. The subtitle is, after all, A Comedy of Terrors. So there will be Lionel.