Too Good To Be True

[rivkat]

Googlism will tell you what Google thinks about you. A sample of my results:

rivka is still deeply attached to her roots
rivka is forced to leave her home
rivka is the impetus for these acts of healing
rivka is faced with this challenge
rivka is very successful in her work and in her social life
rivka is still alive
rivka is troubled by her role in the drama of jewish history
rivka is no good as a woman since she
rivka is left at the cemetery
rivka is insistent that it is for everyone
rivka is one of the better examples of
rivka is condemned to exile
rivka is also the most vivid person in a book whose only fault may be a tendency to oversimplify the characters
rivka is so great and you must be great since she is much more rational than i
rivka is edged out of her society—her eyes cloud over and her facial muscles slacken
rivka is upset
rivka is generally happy with her current position in high school
rivka is voluntarily acting according to some protocol involved in meeting her husband
rivka is a journalist
rivka is a deputy to the kingdom scribe
rivka is convinced that jews should celebrate thanksgiving
rivka is chosen
rivka is very sweet and well behaved in the house
rivka is not a happy harmonious home
rivka is a 5 month old baby
rivka is in the middle
rivka is given a gift of a nose ring
rivka is like a son to me
rivka is still on a diet
rivka is a very sensitive and spiritual person
rivka is before you
rivka is filled with secrets
rivka is the only student to whom i have ever given a perfect score for participation

MustangSally's are even better, as several are clearly references to our beloved herself:

mustang sally is all set to ride
mustang sally is pure art deco
mustang sally is fine
mustang sally is our resident "cowgirl ambassador" sally is a big rodeo fan and you can see her all around town at all our big concerts and events
mustang sally is all female
mustang sally is queen of snark
mustang sally is the hottest 6 piece girl band to come along ever
mustang sally is no greaser chick
mustang sally is one
mustang sally is the not so silent type with the often biting tongue
mustang sally is just a fiddlein'as usual
mustang sally is not currently available
mustang sally is now completed and prints are available
mustang sally is not really the blues
mustang sally is missing the page
mustang sally is by far the most requested tune
mustang sally is hot
mustang sally is the one
mustang sally is roughly 4000 rpm
mustang sally is currently touring overseas
mustang sally is linking to me
mustang sally is sprucing up for you
mustang sally is so perfect and so cheesy
mustang sally is something you've got to be a fan to love
mustang sally is engaging

It's fun to try names that are common; Thamiris gets you only descriptions of the kick-ass writer herself, while Te is ... more varied. See also Koi, Hope, Steve Burt, Livia, Rivier, etc.

I actually stumbled on this looking for a SV story, so:

lex is my friend
lex is a smooth bore flexible double wall piping system
lex is too
lex is gone
lex is the next to go
lex is recommended for use in elevated locations
lex is the subject of a very elaborate essay by rudorff
lex is this
lex is trying to develop competence
lex is too fast
lex is an affiliate member of the intellect
lex is omnipresent
lex is from santa cruz
lex is a bona fide original
lex is not reserved to interpreters or compilers
lex is okay
lex is adopted
lex is such a useful toy
lex is better off not getting that answer
lex is used
lex is my sister
lex is not involved at all
lex is missing
lex is less than thrilled to be chivvied out of bed to deal with the new currency system
lex is not cat
lex is taken prisoner by the locos; ebony will not help
lex is still on
lex is the same way

clark is out
clark is back in the saddle again
clark is available for adoption
clark is dope and funny and has lots of money
clark is an associate professor of accounting
clark is a man of substance in a world of filth
clark is in japan now
clark is a strong leader
clark is spaced
clark is innocent
clark is expanding services
clark is "turning to dust?"
clark is a mathemagician
clark is your choice for custom formulations
clark is a philosopher and cognitive scientist
clark is a revelation
clark is holed up in a spokane hotel room
clark is a unique talent
clark is a close personal friend of mine

lana is the world's most beautiful yoga artist and has the most watched tv series
lana is into the music system since 1995 but i have to admit that many friends of mine into metal and into music in general didn't know her at all
lana is very skinny and extremely flexible
lana is ready for the party
lana is a five
lana is a goner
lana is flattered and amazed that brandon is the only man she's ever known who "really knows how to treat a woman
lana is a hallmark of kshv infection and is expressed in all latently infected tumor cells implying an important role in the disease process
lana is an interdisciplinary society
lana is able to sneak her way to the much coveted jewels
lana is currently working as a technical writer at google
lana is inclusiveness and diversity
lana is a storyteller
lana is brainwashed?
lana is in our hands
lana is currently busy promoting her new cd
lana is a truly professional dealer
lana is the world's biggest moron and cheat
lana is an opportunist who uses her physical attributes to become the female companion of tribe leader tonda
lana is perfectly happy in her underwater world

lionel is miffed at the rewrite of his script and refuses to attend the premiere
lionel is convinced by paquita to go to the zoo with her
lionel is required to maintain an extensive repertoire of music
lionel is no stranger to international audiences
lionel is pleased to announce the acquisition of ic controls
lionel is the registered trademark of lionel llc
lionel is the result of painstaking attention to quality for over 100 years
lionel is seven feet of pure coward
lionel is given no choice
lionel is snowbound during a book tour promoting his trendy new novel
lionel is a 8th level paladin
lionel is kinda a dorky mamma's boy who has spent his whole life living with his mother and trying to please her
lionel is burdened with uncontrollable urges to count and tap things
lionel is probably sitting by the telephone
lionel is interested in hearing from other classmates who have also parented children at this time of their lives
lionel is also a genius
lionel is my travel agent
lionel is starting to get a little concerned about me
lionel is still chugging along
lionel is ready

martha is questioned
martha is a rock band or a dangerous psychopath
martha is evil
martha is a sheepdog
martha is constructing her covered wagon
martha is everywhere
martha is happy
martha is sincere
martha is guilty
martha is hated because she's a tall poppy
martha is the one needing liberation
martha is there ? we are never sure about it
martha is not a medical doctor
martha is just like the rest of us
martha is a work of precision
martha is a love story
martha is in a psychiatrist's office
martha is an excellent presenter
martha is forced to find a new recipe for life
martha is hoping to be discovered
martha is a woman of many varied talents

Okay, that is so much more than enough.

Comments

[catmoran.livejournal.com]

clark is back in the saddle again

What does it say about me, that this only gives me porny CLexy thoughts?

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. For some reason "Lana is happy in her underwater world" has the most resonance for me, though. "Lex is such a useful toy" is another pornolicious one.