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So apparently Little Egg Harbor Intermediate School in NJ was strafed by a fighter jet from the DC Air National Guard the other night. (Oops.) The Washington Post kindly ran an item wondering "how tough a school has to be before the hall monitors call in air support." It suggested new PTA bumper stickers:
My school's so tough ... the third graders play "Duck, duck, COVER!"
... the cafeteria serves Meals Ready to Eat.
... after reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, we shout, "Hoo-ah!"
And of course,
My Kid Is a Medal of Honor Winner at Little Egg Harbor Intermediate School.
In other news, I watched The Butterfly Effect and thought, hey, didn't I write a story like that? Yeah, nobody liked that one, either.
My school's so tough ... the third graders play "Duck, duck, COVER!"
... the cafeteria serves Meals Ready to Eat.
... after reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, we shout, "Hoo-ah!"
And of course,
My Kid Is a Medal of Honor Winner at Little Egg Harbor Intermediate School.
In other news, I watched The Butterfly Effect and thought, hey, didn't I write a story like that? Yeah, nobody liked that one, either.
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