Adrenaline still pumping

[rivkat]

Found a drowned rat in the toilet when I raised the lid. Its horrible staring eyes!

Okay, look, have a funny Onion story!

Comments

[mecurtin]

OMG OMG OMG

So who's the tough one in your family, you or Z?

[saraht]

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[jadelennox]

Oh, man. Here, have a surreal youtube video to help your heartbeat slow.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCMmmEEyOO0

[via_ostiense]

OMG that's disgusting. The existence of a *whole page* and a program dedicated to this problem (at least in Seattle) is disturbing. Very glad now that I don't have a garbage disposal, because EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. And that poor rat!

[eight_demands]

I remember hearing a story on This American Life about how they climb through the sewer lines, and still today I always close the toilet lid whenever I see it open.

[arliss]

Eeek! I'm sorry? And ew!

I always insist on keeping the lid closed, ostensibly and publicly because I try to practice Feng Shui, but in reality because I'm an inveterate klutz and I'm tired of fishing tweezers and combs and toothbrushes (thereafter confined to scrubbing things NOT in my mouth) out of the toilet. H likes it open for easy access. Which, icky. Now, with the spray thing and the random rodentia, I have even more ammo on my side in this argument.

[the_shoshanna]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

I think I would NEVER PEE AGAIN.

[lapillus]

Yikes!

[tehomet]

The poor thing. And poor you, finding it!