Oh, show, I know you're just teasing me. But you're teasing me with a genuine slash cliche, complete with interfering yenta who gets the boys to realize their love! Admittedly, in most slash stories, the boy doesn't fuck the yenta after the big revelation, and the yenta is rarely Brooke Shields, and I'm totally okay with the special Nip/Tuck spin on things. If only I didn't hate Julia and everything for which she stands, I'd have an easier time positing (un)happy threesomes ever after.
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