Adrenaline still pumping

[rivkat]

Found a drowned rat in the toilet when I raised the lid. Its horrible staring eyes!

Okay, look, have a funny Onion story!

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[rivkat]

No freakin' kidding! My son was fascinated and sort of sad that I disposed of it without showing him first.

[saraht]

I'm surprised little Miss T. didn't want to dispatch it herself! You know Batman would.

[rivkat]

She was exiled upstairs for nap, so did not get the chance to intervene.