Adrenaline still pumping

[rivkat]

Found a drowned rat in the toilet when I raised the lid. Its horrible staring eyes!

Okay, look, have a funny Onion story!

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[mecurtin]

OMG OMG OMG

So who's the tough one in your family, you or Z?

[rivkat]

That would be NOT ME. However, Z is on a trip. Fortunately it disappeared when I flushed. Apparently they are sometimes attracted through the sewers by the smell of food from kitchen drains, and when they find they can't get through to the kitchen sink they divert to bathrooms. ICK.