Lolz, I was just wishing - like, an hour ago - that I could quickly find out what the 23 things they don't tell me about capitalism were. And here you are to tell me. :D

And when I said that out loud, my girlfriend started laughing and jumping up and down, meaning that it is the most lolarious thing that I would want to know what they were. She elaborates: "I figure they don't tell you for a reason!" But really, she just likes to mock.