Sadly, Smallville used Kryp/Tuck as the tagline for a very bad episode, so I can't claim originality.

Picking up women would be so good! They could double-team one and Christian would think there's something vaguely gay about it and Lex would be like, nothing vague about it.

I find it hard to imagine what Christian would draw on Clark, but it sure would be funny watching him try.