I do think of the 2 Live Crew song as being about a black woman, though I think "teeny weeny Afro" definitely invites that. (And isn't it "bald-headed woman," rather than "big hairy woman"? Or are they both in there?)

I think of the Roy Orbison song as being about a white woman -- specifically, Julia Roberts, so I think Disney owns that corner of my subconscious. One of their many acquisitions.